Dear friends and family,
We are excited to come back to the U.S. later this year and visit as many of you as possible. As you know, we’ve missed countless weddings, funerals, graduations, holidays and family get-togethers over the years.
We haven’t seen some of you, even close family, in a couple of years. Shoot, we might even stop in and see you even if it’s been a decade or more.
We’ll need a place to park our rig – a spot around 50 feet by 12 feet should do. Don’t worry if your HOA doesn’t approve, or city ordinances forbid it. Our visit will be short.
We’ll only be there long enough to do all our laundry, soak in your bathtub and maybe borrow some power tools for the minor repairs we are bound to need by then. Of course, we also will need to hook up to your house’s electrical supply (please be prepared with a super-long extension cord), and use your wifi.
We’ll probably have lots of dirty, grubby things to hose off in your garage, too – snow skis, boots, tarps, rugs.
Oh, and I am sure Chuey the cat will appreciate coming inside your house and hiding under the couch for his own little vacation.
Our schedule will be flexible so we can come anytime. We’ll do our best to give you a two-hour notice, though.
P.S. Please stock up on liquor before we arrive. Lots and lots of liquor.